day 364,

well ladiessss, its that time of year again. Time to pop open the bubbly, and kiss your man at midnight.

Sadly, I wont have the pleasure of kissing my man at that time because his work decided to shoot him the middle finger. BUT I will, however, be on the phone with him at the strike of midnight.

My sissy and I have decided to get in our jammies, pop that bottle and watch some good ol' chicker flickers.

Thats right, ima stayin in fo the eve.

Which is perfectly fine with me, since my Nash wont be in my presence.

But I racked up today lovies.

I purchased the bubbly...

{spillin while im sippin}

So what I bought 3 bottles for 2 people. DONT JUDGE ME!

 And yes, that middle one is the Bitch Bubbly. DELISH.

I bought THREE, count em 1,2,3. Chick flick movies, one of which is 500 Days of Summer which I am uber pumped to watch.

Even though I am not embarking on any fun adventures, as most will be doing, I am still super cited about my eve.

Plus, as cheesy as it may be, if Nash aint here aint no point in standin around watchin everyone else get their midnight kisses. Yea, im a jealous bitch, what of it??

I hope all of you beautiful ladies have just a superb time on your eve adventures, whatev they may be!

Be safe and use protection! BAHAHA. I kidd I kidd.

You love me dont lie.

m

theres nothing else I can say

Happy happy joy joy.

Once again, I am a happy girl today. Started off my with a morning convo with Nash, no better way to begin the day on my drive in to work.

After today, I have off work till NEXT MONDAY!! hip hip hooray!

Seeing as my mind did not want to rest at say, 2 this morning I was forced to wake up and find something on the boob tube. Since we now have HBO channels I was STOKED {and I try to rarely use that word} to find Entourage was on!! Nash simply oogles over this show, as do many others. And let me tell you, I can now see why. Its GRRRRREAT!

{ Adrienne Grenier steals my heart}

If you havent given it the chance you def should. And dont worry, if you dont have HBO, Spike TV is replaying the whole season for those of us that dont have the luxury of movie channels!

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I have a feeling its going to be a fabulous day today lovers.

Oh but on one downside, Nash isnt coming in for New Years. Which makes me terribly sad, BUT he is coming shortly after for like 5 days. And I couldnt be happier. So I am debating on whether or not I should still go out on the Eve, or buy some champagne, get in my jammies and watch chick flicks all night long? Hmmm....tough call.

{this would be the most firework action I will get}

FOR THE LOVE. I am ob-sessed. with. ga.ga. END OF STORY.

super-fantabulous day lovies!

m

a case of the sniffles.

So I am reading all my usual reads and Im super jeal.

I woke up Christmas morning, and the flu fairy wacked me with the biggest stick she could find. I am like death smeared on toast with a side of dirty kleenex. Its horrible. I was so sick I didnt even take lots of pictures on Christmas day!! I KNOW!! I told ya.

{yea. this is completely how I am feeling right now}

So I dont have a spectacular weekend reveiw post complete with pictures for you guys today. But need not fear! New years is in T- MINUS 3 DAYS!!! and you bet your cute little booties that pictures will me taken. And I warn you, they will be mushy and gushy and disgustingly precious. Lets just hope I feel better by then!!!

Hip-hoppidy monday lovers.

m

eye candy.

While on my journey through the wind and rain into work this morning, I was on the phone with Nash having the whole "celeb crush" convo. Apparently he got mistaken as one of my celeb crushes yesterday and it just made me love him even more, like I really needed something to make me want him even more, thanks honey, thanks.

So I thought, why not put an entire list complete with pictures for my lovely lady readers to oogle and drool over. yep sounds like a winning post to me!

So without further ado, I present to you, my celeb crush list, in order of course.

1. Ryan Reynolds

{funny guys are so sexy}

2. Andy Samberg

{wrap him up and put him under MY crimas tree}

3.Mark Salling

aka Puck-Glee

{mmm simply glee-hotttt}

4. Adrian Grenier

{this is who Nash got mistaken for..hmm mmm, yea}

5.Dane Cook

{ oh yeeeeaaa}

6. John Krasinski

aka Jim-The Office

{swoooooon}

7. Drake

{I am on that 24 hour, chanpagne diet}

8. Gerard Butler

{and that, my friends, is the ugly truth}

 well there you have it friends.

Now I must go clean the drool off my face and step outside to cool down.

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IN OTHER NEWS:

Fa la la la la la LA LA LA!!!

Santa will be making his way around to all the good boys and girls in a little over 24 hours from now!!!!

Hope you were all good girls and dont get coal in your stockings!

oh and b-t-dubs: YAY for half days at work!!

A demain {until tomorrow in french}

m

Are you there blogworld? Its me Megan.

So, since my lovely wittle man has decided we are reverting back to newborn sleeping hours, I spend quite a lot of time watching middle of the night television. Most of the time all that comes on at 2 or 3 in the morning is frickin paid programming shit. uugghh. loathe.

But last night, errr should I say this morning, I discovered that E! rocks on longer than other channels. And I was lucky enough to catch the point in time when they were playing back to back Chelsea Lately's.

{"...some of the best sex I can barely remember"}

Now I must mention that I LOVE Chelsea Handler. She is raw and hilarious. I watched one episode of her show a while back and I got hooked. Then I picked up this little number, and I was a gonner.

{the most hilarious book I have ever read}

Her other book, "Are you There Vodka, Its me Chelsea" I have yet to read. Shoulda put that one on my xmas list. Oh well. I will aquire it, I assure you. Come to find out, she has ANOTHER BOOK coming out sometime in March! HOOAAAHH!!  Its called "Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang" For all you Chels lovers, be on the look out for it. Put in on your list.

Little Miss Handler, I heard, is also gonna be on the December cover of Playboy!

Frickin right girl! Get you soooome!

{get it, get it giiiirl}

And of course, a post without Chelsea and her very own little porcupine is no post at all. We love you too Chuy and your little Chuy blog.

{acutal name: Jesus Melgoza}

Needless to say, Miss Handler is definately at the top of my list. Consider me officially ob-sessed.

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And not that you have to be reminded, but for my sake only, can I have a count down please?

Cri-mas: 3 Days!

New Years: 9 Days!

And only ONE MORE DAY OF WORK for meeeeee!!!!!!

Fantabulous day lovers,

m

"I went out with a guy who once told me I didn’t need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, mother fucker I’m drinking so that you’re more fun to be around." -Chelsea Handler

when you kiss me on that midnight street.

Well...my weekend was much less than glamorous. More on the down side than the upside but hey, theres an upside to everything I say-well most of the time.

My weekend went from broken dryers and worthless fathers to a crowded Target shopping trip and pictures with Santa.

But I did manage to get some fab pictures of my little one over the weekend.

be prepared for BABY OVERLOAD.

{lookin fly in his cri-mas get up}

{pimpin yall}

{didnt have time to go see the "actual" Santa so grandpapa dressed up}

{bows are waaay better than toys at this point.}

{this was megs cri-mas gift. a highchair}

 See, told ya, overload.

On the flipside of things, Im sure everyone has heard by now that Brittany Murphy died over the weekend. So so sad. She was beautiful. I loved all her movies. And she was only 32. Hurts my heart.

{rest in peace sweet girl}

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I have a uber short work week this week. {can i get a WOOP WOOP??!}

Im ready. for. christmas. 4. more. days.

Oh and do I even have to mention that the countdown is on for new years?

T-minus 10 days. Till i see his beautiful face.

{I vow to get champagne this year. no. matter. what.}

I wish I knew how to get pictures off my phone onto the computer. I would FO SHO be showin off some nash. Be jeal.

Loves, I hope you all had a spectabulous weekend! Or at least a more eventful one than mine! Doesnt really make for a good read does it? OH WELL! you still love me!

Have a grrrrrrreat monday lovers!

m

top 4 reasons.

I am one HAPPY girl today guys.

1.Nash is coming to see me for New Years.

And even if its just going to be one day, he is going to be next to me.

I cant even tell you how happy that makes me.

2. Christmas is next week!!! and that means family tiiiiimmmee!!! And a weekend away from memphis and all the stress it holds!

{yes..this is my actual tree}

3. ITS FRIDAY!!! nuff said.

4.  My wittle boooy! I just love him. He lights up my darkest days.

{he is the happiest baby}

{a little cri-mas spirit for ya}

 Well I cant come up with a fifth thing that could top any of those 4 things.

Thats all I need.

Now if I could just get rid of these butterflies....naaah, they can stay :)

Have the BEST weekend loves!

m

in my pants...

I mean, I am in love with Andy Samberg. For riz.

And it helps that Nash looks JUST like him.

yummmmm.

{just ate a grape....}

scatter-brained

hmmm...gotta be honest guys, I had a hard time trying to find something to base my post around today. So bare with me, it may not flow too well, but hey, messy's always good right?

So its thursday. And we all know what that means! JOISEY BAAAAABBYY! Yes thats right, time to sit and laugh at the guidos once again. Its become a weekly ritual for myself, and Im thinking tonight I might add a little drinky drink in the mix. Always fun to watch someone else drinking if your doing the same. And lets face it, apparently there is nothing else to do on the Jersey Shore but to party and get drunk. More power to ya. Alls I gosta say.

{drink up bitches}

Speaking of drinking. Nash drunk text me last night and it was the most hilarious conversation I think I have had. I love drunk texts. When I am the sober, uh, textee if you will. Being the texter - not so great. usually the first thing I do when i wake up after a night of drinking is reach over, grab the phone, which I somehow know exactly where it is, even if I have no idea where I am at the moment, and click on the outbox.

WHOA, off topic much?

Anywhooooo, Yea so Vampire Diaries? Still not new tonight. FML. Seriously. feel like I havent seen it in ages and the only ones they keep playing are repeats, over and over and over. I mean, there arent that many repeats of the damn show, its only been on for not even a whole season. For like 2 months, maybe. Shit.

{just love her to pieces}

I have been kinda scarce around these parts, not without reason I assure you. Its been a rough and busy couple of days, this will be the first full day of work I will have all week. Due to a very sick, vomiting baby. But its all under control now, we are vomit free! Between that, lack of sleep thanks to teething, an out of control baby daddy, and hiring a kick ass attorney, I have had literally no time to even think for myself. Its pretty ridic. But now that things are getting back to normal I vow to get back in the swing of things.

Oh and did I mention...........

{suck on that. hows that taste?}

Yea i know, my blog is rather scatter-brained today.

But wow guys, do I have a KILLER tune for you.

Now be warned it is country, but not like COUNTRY country. And gimmie a break, im from the south, gotta have a little country in me.

But this song really is beautiful. And currently on the top of my list.

I can think of a specific person I can relate this song to.

Love it.

have a bangin thursday lovers!

only one more day till the weekend yo!

m

The past came back. And it bit me. Hard.

Going to that bar was the last thing on her "want to do" list that night. But she let her friend drag her. It was a little hole-in-the-wall bar. As she walked through the back door, she could feel her sweater seeping up the cigarette smoke and could hear the drunken, tone deaf singers trying to sing along to the most country-twang song they could find out of the sing-along book.

She was sure she wasnt going to know anyone there except for the one she came with.She looked up she saw her friend hugging someone. When they released their grasp she saw him. And like it used to do, her heart skipped a beat. For a split milisecond she thought to herself, what in the hell is this feeling? Im supposed to be over him"-but at that exact same second she hugged him and he whispered in her ear and it was like all the anxiety melted away. What happened between them all that time ago didnt matter. The only thing that mattered was that moment. That night. Those beers and that smell. His smell. As she dug her nose in the crook of his neck like she used to all those nights with him, his smell welcomed a flood of memories and flash backs that ran through her mind like a music video.

As soon as she hugged him, did the whole idle chit chat thing and walked away from his table, she knew she had hooked him. All she had to do now was reel him in.

It seemed like it took no time at all, first he moved himself and his bucket of beers to the large table she was sitting at with everyone, who she had now made friends with. As drinking usually does, it made everyone best friends if only for the night.

She could feel his eyes beaming into her from across the table. She knew he was watching her take pictures with the uber drunk guy that was hanging all over her. And as she glanced over at him, he smiled that sideways grin, and just like it had always done, that smile melted her. She gestured him over with a flick of her finger. He playfully pointed at himself in question and they both laughed as he grabbed his bucket 'o' beers and found his way through the crowd to her.

He found a chair and pulled it as close to her as he could without the table getting in the way. Immediately his hand found her leg as hers did the same. No words were said between them, they just sat there for a moment smiling at each other knowing where the evening was going to lead them if they sat there, together for too much longer. Still neither moved. The only movement that was made were ones to bring them closer.

Before she knew it, the conversation lead to the past. From what happened, to how they both still feel. He opened his heart and told her that she was the one that he missed the most and he still cant, for the life of him, figure out why he made the decision to leave. "I lost an amazing girl," he said "Im an idiot."

She tried to keep her mouth shut. Not to tell him what she wanted so bad to tell him.

Her heart was screaming at her from inside.

Yelling at her to just jump in.

Tell him.

She leaned into his ear, parted her lips and whispered " You will always have a piece of my heart. A part of me will always love you". As she leaned back, dreading to see his reaction, he put his hand to her cheek and whispered back,

"You just said what I have wanted to say to you all night"

And then, he kissed her.

It was an amazing kiss. That flood of memories came rushing back. She found her heart aching when he kissed her. It was familiar, it was comforting, it was breathtaking. She couldnt believe she had forgotten how good of a kisser he was.

They just looked at each other after that kiss, knowing they were both thinking the same thing. Even though they knew that kiss was going to happen sooner or later that night, the fact was that there was no denying how they still felt about each other after that moment. That kiss. It wasnt just a druken make out sesh. That was a kiss. A real kiss. The kind of kiss that digs up buried memories.

And they both knew it.

A few more beers, country karaoke, and tons of kisses later, they still sat there, holding hands, touching legs, still not believing how the night turned out. He asked her to stay with him for the night. She wasnt going to give in that easily.

Everyone decided to leave the bar and go on furthur adventures into the night. She knew it was time for her to go home. She had responsibilities. He asked for her to come with him, she couldnt. She wanted to, oh she wanted to bad, but she knew she'd better not. He offered to drive her home, he didnt want to partake in the adventures with the others if she wasnt going to be with him.

They got in his big, black truck and he pulled her into the middle seat. Just like a highschool couple, they drove down the road, his arm around her, listening to music and kissing at stop lights.

As he pulled into her driveway, she didnt want to leave him. They sat there for a while talking, kissing and talking some more. It was time to go inside. The feeling between them didnt have to be said, they didnt want the night to end.

She walked to her front door, quietly slid the key into the deadbolt and as she looked back at his truck driving away she wondered what that night meant for them.

It didnt matter what it meant, or what was going to happen tomorrow.

All she cared about was that night.

And how she wished she could box it up, tape it shut and keep it forever.

fun is too fun.

Well, guys. Yes I know, I am guilty again for neglecting my precious blog. But boy oh boy has it been an EVENTFUL weekend. One of the funnest weekends I have had in a really long time. I actually got to go out for the first time in months. And to top it all off my BESTIE came in town and was my date to my company Christmas party!!!!

Yea, didnt mention that to you guys, my company Christmas party was friday night. And my courtney was my date. And my she was a good date. The ass hole baby daddy tried to show up and crash the party, but I paid NO attention whatsoever and even got more shit to use against him in court!! can I get a WOOP WOOP??!! Yes. good night.

{she completes me}

But the night did not stop there. I walked away from that party being the bigger person and being the cuter one I must say with my new shoes on my feet and my new outfit making me smoookin. HAHA. No but really, and then court and I were off to this place in town called Brothers. And WHOA. fun was had. Speaking of fun, you guys remember the ex of mine, MR FUN? That I said we still talk and still have a crazy attraction? Yea, he was there. hmm mmm.

{ this is how the other side of the table rolls. and I roll with that there rolling rock}

{hmm mmm be jeal.}

{heeyooo, yea there was kareoke}

{ we're crazy, we're cute}

{ lemme see yo tongue raaang}

And this my friends, is MR FUN. And lemme tell you, man did we have fun friday night. no worries, I still have my dignity in tact, but he did drive me home. And all I gotta say is, yea, I still got game.

{he cant resist me}

OH GOOD LORD. Guys, fer riz, so much fun. The most fun I have had in such a long time. The hangover the next day was TOTALLY worth it. I loved every second.

Oh and I must share a sweet boy, who, in his own way, is starting to sit on his own!!!

{sweet face}

{gettin tooo big}

 Well, ladies, I hope ya'lls weekend was just fantastic.

Until tomorrow lovers,

m

Everybody loves The Situation.

Sorry does not even begin to explain how I feel for abandoning my little ol'blog lately. I have been oh so busy and to be honest have yet to remember the damn camera to post my pretty holiday cheer. Dammit. But I vow to you that it WILL be up this weekend. Probably tomorrow as I have the day offfffff!!!!!!! {Ima little cited can ya tell}

Ok so let me catch you up on a few things that have ran through this ever-so-busy mind of mine.

First of all, as we all know from my previous post. I am a recent Glee fanatic. Well lo and behold, no sooner than I become ob-sessed, the damn show is ending till April?

But all the heartache aside, last nights show was a beautiful ending. I couldnt have loved it more if I tried.

{I had goosebumppers throughout the whole thing}

If you arent watching, you are missing out.

Thats all I gosta say about that.

In sommoa tv news...

When and I mean WHEN IN THE HELL is Vampire Diaries going to be a new episode? I mean you cant just leave me hanging like you did,oh I dont know, a month ago? And then continue to play ALLL repeats? REALLY???

C'mon now. Im over it. Bring em back people, I miss my Stefan.

{If you are not a fan, we can no longer be friends}

Last tv post I promise. I just have to make this show known.

From a previous post from miss bananas, I heard about Jersey Shore, the new show on MTV.

{yea, I know right?!}

OK so this show is literally like a train wreck, the whole time I was watching the 2 hour premier, that I had recorded, I was thinking to myself, why am I watching this? I can feel myself getting more stupid by the minute. But its hilarious.

Its basically like a Real World in Joisey.

These 8 guys and gals move into their pad on the shore and get jobs at a local t-shirt shop. Pretty sure mtv coulda found them a more glamorous day to day money maker but hey, we are in a recession.

Anydizzles. These folks are the most fake, gelled, cocky, self absorbed muscle heads and fake-boobed people I have ever seen.

They are all italians and have the "joisey" accent to match. The guys call themselves "guidos" and the girls "guidettes" And they all have individual nicknames that they have aquired over the years.

My favorite is "The Situation" or Mike. "Everybody loves the Situation"

Too funny.

Its all just great fun. I highly recommend checking it out. If anything you will soon be usin the guido lingo.

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And in the personal life. Nash signs with the army today. And Im not sure how I am feeling about that. I am nervous for him. He wanted to call before he got to the recruiters office but I was swamped at work so he is calling after. I know he is nervous. And everything has moved so fast this week. They called him on Sunday to let him know he had a physical Monday and he signs Thursday. WHOA. like slow down, fo riz.

I dont like most aspects of it. But he swears I will see him before he leaves for basic. So thats a major plus.

And then when he graduates and is all sexy in his uniform with his sexy shaved head {I love a shaved head} we can have moments like this.

{love a man in uniform}

  He askes me all the time if I am going to stand beside him through all this. And the truth is I would rather see him a couple times a year for a while than see anyone else everyday that wasnt him.

And my beautiful boy. He is just the light of my life. He is getting so big. Rolling over everywhere now. He now has a bouncy thingy, and since I still havent uploaded pictures yet, you will have to settle for another little snap shot until I can get off my butt and remember the camera.

{oh he just melts me.}

Well lovers, Im pretty sure that post was long enough to catch you up with the world of me.

Until tomorrow, how frickin awesome is this tune??

Have a wonderful Thursday lovers,

m

I would lose my head if it wasnt screwed on.

Hello all! Happy Monday, or not so happy Monday. Mondays are for the birds.

Anydiddles, so I had this superb post planned for you guys, illustrating my weekend with fabulous pictures of my now Christmas-fied home and I was planning out the cute little captions and all. And TA-DA Meg forgot the camera...and memory card.

So it looks like you, my fabulous friends will have to sit in anticipation until tomorrow, thats if I have my head screwed on tight enough and dont forget the camera again.

To hold you over until then, I am going to find a fantastical tune so that you may be at least a wee bit satisfied with my ever-so-dull monday morning post.

{beautiful}

This one is from one of my VERY FAVORITE movies ever. Practical Magic. I die. I think Sandra Bullock os beautiful in this movie. Its just an all time FAV.

I will try my hardest to remember my stupid camera tomorrow. I pinky promise!!

How was ya'lls weekend??

Have a fabulous monday lovers!

m

good times never seemed so good.

I woke up to a text this morning:

"Hey rise and shine. Open up those pretty eyes and bring some color into the world"

-Nash

he's back :)

Glee-rific

While sitting at work yesterday, in a bor-coma, once again, I  started searching for something to pass my time. And stumbled upon the past 5 episodes of Glee. Now, I have been quite reluctant to watch this show because everyone else just raves about it and to be honest, I was not in the least bit interested in a highschool drama television show involving song and dance. But I gave in and decided to watch. With my cursor already on the "x" in the corner of my internet page, my hand slowly left the mouse and I found myself starting to bob my head to the remakes of popular songs the club was singing. Lo and behold, I fell in love.

{GLEEK CLUB}

Dont judge me. I know it sounds like the most absolute teenie bopper show anyone could ever lay eyes on, but to my suprise it was pretty darn good.

I now consider myself to officially be hitched on the back of the Glee bandwagon.

I myself am a singer, have been since I was nine so I can appreciate a good voice when I hear one. And every single one of these kids has a spectacular voice.

{puck, mercedes, and finn}

 {rachael and quinn}

It really helps that the show cast a character that all girls will drool over. And oh how I swoon over you dear Puck. You are the epitomy of gorgeous and I will marry you one day.

{we have such an undeniable attraction}

Needless to say, when next Wednesday rolls around, at approximately 9:00- 8:00 central, my happy butt will be planted on the couch in front of the television to tune into Fox to watch the happenings of my new fav.

Well, Fox tv, you have turned another one. I will share my word of your precious show. For it is Glee-rific.

I wish you all the best weekend lovers,

m